Last week I caricatured 5 Pokers for their birthday cards, my favourite was Dezza’s so I made it into this week’s desktop for you to download. Bit of background - Dezza always looks a bit grumpy, and the quote is taken from a famous coffee machine rant email he sent round work:
“Dear everyone,
Today (and not for the first time), I found myself sifting through the rubbish sack looking for the filter attachment for the coffee machine.
I thought to myself ‘what sort of cunting-congenitial-fucktard would empty out the coffee, lose the filter and walk away?’
“Why this will render the coffee machine useless, and prevent anyone else from ever making a coffee again” they must have chuckled to them-self as they sauntered off, their nasty ‘I’m-a-little-cunt look’ smeared across their clown-featured face.
Be aware that this offence carries a penalty of loss of coffee privileges for life. Should I ever be lucky enough to catch someone in the act they will also find themselves being assaulted about the face with the weighty filter handle.
Thanks for your attention”
Tracking our progress right across America is no mean feet. Luckily we've had a good deal of help from the kind folks at Nokia, who supplied us with their latest 
Said, on August 14th, 2007 at 7:51 pm :
Perfect.
Said, on August 15th, 2007 at 12:29 am :
“there can be only OOOONNNNE”
Said, on August 16th, 2007 at 10:23 am :
Why does his right ear have a big bite taken out of it?
Said, on August 16th, 2007 at 10:30 am :
Have you not seen Dezza’s ear? He lost part of it in a car accident, sad story…
Said, on August 17th, 2007 at 4:14 pm :
This is not ‘happy dezza’ is it?
Genius!