Apologies, this is quite disturbing. I think that artist Ondrej Brody has spotted something though - this wouldn’t shock me if it was a Lion or Tiger, but I’m horrified when it’s a domestic pet. That’s pretty fucked up. Trust me though, this is nothing compared to the weird rat pants on the pdf you can download from here. (Not safe for work)

Ihad to have a bit of a think before I posted this. Danbooru is particularly not safe for work, I had a fair job finding the relatively clean image above… I don’t really understand all this cartoon porn, but after stumbling across this site, I’m actually quite amazed at the quality of illustration! It might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but you’ve got to admire to skill and time and effort put it. Some of it is laugh out loud funny.

Here’s a load of hilarious Star Wars merchandise concepts that never made it to the shops - Gallery 1, Gallery 2. Shame, I totally would of bought a Death Star BBQ!

Via Yewknee. Originally from.

Astrap on cock controller for the Nintendo Wii? Apparently Super Pii Pii is actually just an April fools joke by ThinkGeek, although I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re already coming off the production line of a Chinese factory, as Dave our IT man put:

“It’s brimming with potential, I can see the next Grand Theft Auto where you have to cruise the streets for ass seeing how many hoe’s you can knock up, it could also have a virtual reality mask and the pants could incorporate a jar of giblets for added realism, no?”

Probably!

There’s a lot of how-to step by step guides online, for building pretty much anything. But somehow Tampon Crafts has found a gap in the market… sorry. My favourites are the tampon blowgun & tampon toupee pictured.

Asi where do you find this stuff?

Ithink these crocheted breasts and penises by Shannon Gerard are hilarious :) But they’ve actually got quite a serious application - Early Detection Kits contain small lumps that can be found by following instructions provided in the accompanying booklets. The booklets take you through all the necessary steps for performing monthly self-examinations of your own breasts or testicles.

Top work Shannon, the perfect prop to take the edge off what could be quite an embarrassing and dry ‘lesson’.

Via FFFFOUND!

Check out the mo’ on Doug Henning, now that’s what I call a magician. He must of been pretty damn good at magic to pull off wearing costumes like that! I wonder when the 70’s glam look is going to come back in? To be quite honest, I’m all for it ;)

Cheers for the link Dickon.

Erotic Falconry for a very specific bird on bird action. “We can get the raptor-love movement to really take flight” Obviously a piss take, but a pretty funny one.

Cheers for the link Tom.

Mike Pearson is a project manager here at Poke, I knew he loved (& was very good at) making things, after he knocked up our burping booth last year. But I didn’t realise how deep his eccentric hobbyist building went until he turned up to work the other day with a remote controlled steam powered tank?!?! T’is a thing of bizarre beauty, you can read all about it on his blog Questioneering, see pictures of it on his Flickr, and you’ve got to check out his video of it here »

Good work Mike :) Can’t wait to see want’s next!

Awhile ago Asi wrote a post about niche blogs, I’ve had my radar looking out for them ever since. Today I stumbled across the best so far - Men who look like old lesbians, doesn’t need any explanation.

Thankfully we didn’t have to endure these at school in the UK, but here’s a hilarious collections of odd science fair stands. Cheers for the link Kester.

Don’t know much about these sculptures above other than they’re made by Hans Hemmert and he’s into rubbery things. I do know that I want them though, the proportions are great! Check out the video of them jumping about here. Seems to be part of a public art space group called Inges Idee.

Via Wrong Distance.

International King & Queen of Sports is the perfect way to break the ice, entertain and woo the girl/guy of your dreams! Well it’s a bit of fun anyhow… I made it for a valentines a few years ago and thought it was about time I dusted it off and gave it a second outing. Basically it’s a competitive drinking / pubcrawl type game designed for 2 people.

What you get:

• An editable Illustrator file of both the King & Queen score cards
• 2 chest numbers to print out and attach while competing
• Full instructions & rules and regulations of how to play

Download the free King & Queen of Sports Illustrator files here. Feel free to use it in anyway you see fit. For those of you who don’t have Illustrator, you can download a set of pdf’s of the scorecards and numbers here.

There’s 17 mini games to play (you don’t have to complete them all) here’s a basic description of them in order:

1. Tally up your pints, 10 points each - remember this isn’t a date, it’s a pub crawl, so drink!
2. Highest free standing tower - Think empire states building, iron girders and all - use the marshmellows as joints and the spaghetti as girders. You might need to get a referee to judge the tallest if it’s a close call.
3. Darts is obvious, but you’ll be hard pressed to find a pub with a board these days…
4. Bar Billiards - tricky one, the only pub I know of in London which has it is the Owl and Pussycat on Redchurch Street in Shoreditch. You’re in luck though, as it’s also the finest pub in the whole of London so should definitely be on your list of pubs to crawl to.
5. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghing the longest - this is a game inspired by one of the GI Joe clips over at Fensler film. Basically you both start saying ‘baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr’, first person to run out of breath loses.
6. Beer mats tossed - flip ‘em and then catch ‘em.
7. Biggest bubble gum bubble.
8. Table football - some folk call it fussball, you all know how to play
9. The trussing game - this is my favourite, it’s an old Victorian parlour game, but requires some diagrams to properly explain… google it, I’ll try and do a proper post about it later.
10. Dominoes
11. Karaoke - you need a referee to judge
12. The splits - you know trying to touch the floor with your crotch while your legs are straight - the lady will more likely win this one.
13. Portraits - drawing each other (you’ll need so paper and pens) - you also need a referee to judge.
14. Pool
15. Derek Zoolander Award - most outrageous clothing on the day bags these points.
16. Best banter (mutual decision)
17. French Kissing - save this for last!

You should also have with you a bottle of Champagne, so at the end of the night when the scores are added up, the winner can spray it all over the loser, grand-prix style.

Outstanding collection of FAIL images. See also Shipment of Fail for further amusement.

Cheers for the link Asi.