Idoth my cap to this guy, this is one of the best pissup stories I’ve ever heard - Edward Russell (1653–1727) was the First Lord of the Admiralty and decided to throw a party for his fellow officers in 1694. Presumably wanting to put on a bit of a show, he filled up his garden’s fountain with 250 gallons of brandy, 125 gallons of Malaga wine, 1,400 pounds of sugar, 2,500 lemons, 20 gallons of lime juice, and 5 pounds of nutmeg, thus setting the world record for history’s largest ever cocktail.

Apparently bartenders actually paddled around in a small wooden canoes, filling up guests cups. The party continued nonstop until they drank the fountain dry, took them a full week, pausing only briefly during rainstorms to erect a silk canopy over the punch to keep it from getting watered down.

Good work!

Via Mental Floss.

Good spot by the Sunday Sport this weekend - Cock shaped cloud just off the coast of Scotland, indicates stiff showers on the way ;)

I‘m not generally a big fan of installation art, but I find artist Michael Johansson’s collection of works really interesting. My favourite piece is his Hair Formula 1, racing with ping pong balls & hair dryers, pure genius.

A Formula 1 racetrack constructed from hair dryers, hair curlers and hairpins. The ping-pong ball follows the current of air around the track, and the guardrail of rollers helps it to survive the “hairpin bend”.

Ihad to have a bit of a think before I posted this. Danbooru is particularly not safe for work, I had a fair job finding the relatively clean image above… I don’t really understand all this cartoon porn, but after stumbling across this site, I’m actually quite amazed at the quality of illustration! It might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but you’ve got to admire to skill and time and effort put it. Some of it is laugh out loud funny.

Here’s a load of hilarious Star Wars merchandise concepts that never made it to the shops - Gallery 1, Gallery 2. Shame, I totally would of bought a Death Star BBQ!

Via Yewknee. Originally from.

Astrap on cock controller for the Nintendo Wii? Apparently Super Pii Pii is actually just an April fools joke by ThinkGeek, although I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re already coming off the production line of a Chinese factory, as Dave our IT man put:

“It’s brimming with potential, I can see the next Grand Theft Auto where you have to cruise the streets for ass seeing how many hoe’s you can knock up, it could also have a virtual reality mask and the pants could incorporate a jar of giblets for added realism, no?”

Iwish I was in Swansea tomorrow to join Tim & Rob drinking their way round this custom monopoly board. I made something along these lines while at University, and have done the classic London pub crawl one. There can never be too much monopoly/drinking crossovers, brilliant fun. Good luck boys, send us some pics!

There’s a lot of how-to step by step guides online, for building pretty much anything. But somehow Tampon Crafts has found a gap in the market… sorry. My favourites are the tampon blowgun & tampon toupee pictured.

Asi where do you find this stuff?

Here’s how they drink in Iceland, we’ll miss you Jolly.

It’s a crude gag, but always makes me laugh - Search for amusing place names near you. Here’s the one’s near me:

Mincing Lane (map)
0.9 miles

Bonar Road (map)
3.3 miles

Cock Pond (map)
5.1 miles

Pratt’s Bottom (map)
14.8 miles

White Knobs Way (map)
17.1 miles

Tyttenhanger (map)
17.2 miles

Titsey Park (map)
17.6 miles

Minges (map)
22.1 miles

Thong (map)
22.2 miles

Asite I designed and illustrated a while ago has just launched today, it’s the Are you British in Bed Quiz or K-Y Jelly ;)

They’ve got a new product out in the UK called Touch Massage, or how we had to refer to it endlessly in the site - K-Y® brand TOUCH MASSAGE® 2-in-1 Tingling or Warming… that rolls off the tongue nicely doesn’t it! Anyhow it’s a combination of pussy rub and massage oil, to get you all sexed up in the bedroom.

We basically built a sex quiz located in a passport control booth (I didn’t think of the idea!). It’s pretty well done if I don’t say so myself, Dezza & Russ did the flash development, Mattias did the HTML and FaceBook application. So on give it a go, it is actually pretty funny.

If you just want to get your hands on the lube, it’s available from Boots here »

Can you Adam & Eve it, today I’ve posted about titty twisters, crocheted cocks and now I’m posting an illustration of me and Nicky in the buff, not bad start to the week ;) Download this week’s Desktop here »

Ithink these crocheted breasts and penises by Shannon Gerard are hilarious :) But they’ve actually got quite a serious application - Early Detection Kits contain small lumps that can be found by following instructions provided in the accompanying booklets. The booklets take you through all the necessary steps for performing monthly self-examinations of your own breasts or testicles.

Top work Shannon, the perfect prop to take the edge off what could be quite an embarrassing and dry ‘lesson’.

Via FFFFOUND!