Weekly Desktop Part 27

Lego studs desktop tile

Some more tiles this week, but this time Lego! I had a go at re-designing lego.com a little while ago, totally bombed in the pitch though. It turns out they’re all sick of the sight of lego and I’d built the whole site out of those little studs… Anyhow on the upside I made all these lego tiles which you can now download for you desktop if you wish. There’s red, white, black, yellow & green, enjoy.

I really liked my lego website made out of lego, below is a screen grab of what it was like (click for larger):

Lego.com pitch design

Weekly Desktop Part 22

Weekly Desktop Part 22 - Cartoon angry man

Last week I caricatured 5 Pokers for their birthday cards, my favourite was Dezza’s so I made it into this week’s desktop for you to download. Bit of background – Dezza always looks a bit grumpy, and the quote is taken from a famous coffee machine rant email he sent round work:

“Dear everyone,

Today (and not for the first time), I found myself sifting through the rubbish sack looking for the filter attachment for the coffee machine.

I thought to myself ‘what sort of cunting-congenitial-fucktard would empty out the coffee,  lose the filter and walk away?’

“Why this will render the coffee machine useless, and prevent anyone else from ever making a coffee again” they must have chuckled to them-self as they sauntered off, their nasty ‘I’m-a-little-cunt look’ smeared across their clown-featured face.

Be aware that this offence carries a penalty of loss of coffee privileges for life. Should I ever be lucky enough to catch someone in the act they will also find themselves being assaulted about the face with the weighty filter handle.

Thanks for your attention”