Someone at work came across the phrase Cranking the other day, a word to describe crying and wanking simultaneously. Obviously we loved it, and have been using it in conversation as much as possible, i.e:
“Where’s Kester today? He’s on holiday, probably in his shed cranking“
So with much amusement I received this link today – Ready everyone? Get Cranking. Apparently there’s a song that’s spent seven weeks at the top of the US chart called Crank That. It’s got it’s own dance called crank that see YouTube clip. This quote just cracks me up:
“One of the most impressive YouTube mass Cranks is performed by hundreds of people in a packed Surrey nightclub.”
It’s officially released in Britain on December 17, making it a serious contender for Christmas No 1. If it does make it, I think I might have a little Crank myself.
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I still prefer “sharting”:
This one caught my eye, Crying + Wanking = Cranking… it make sense,
and now perhaps Geoffrey from TV’s Rainbow has finally a word to describe it…
Thanks for the vocab.
Thats a wednesday night in for me.
hmmm nice thought… Reminds me of the legendary ‘triple crown’ – Shitting, puking and cumming simultaneously.
Why not all three? A crying, shitting wank.
When your doing that you’ve hit upon tough times. Tough, tough times.
When I was a kid a CRANK was a crap and a wank. CRANKING was knocking one out while having a shit.