Alexisms 102

I'm pretty happy in my sperm count at the moment but is there enough of it?

Buzzisms 2

It tastes better than it looks, at least with Becks it does

Choke it down - battered client saveloy with the waiters compliments.

I think I prefer it from the front than the back

Chocolatey sex guns, that's what we all want

I'm just going to sit here and wee myself. Would you like me to follow through as well?

So to summarise: THURSDAY. BEER. MAYBE KNOCKWURST. BE NICE TO ALEX DAY.

That's exactly the kind of wise crack that is going to get your IP blocked from the Starcraft server my friend...

Sort me out homo, I want a clinch. (sent via SMS)

They can rub milk into my beef anytime