Jonathan King visits Poke

Jonathan King, Michael Moore or Alex Light?

Or is it Michael Moore? Nah, it’s Alex ;)

Buzzism No.3

I'm moist with potential

I eat the whole kiwi.

Buzz and Igor have seen my left bollock, framed by a pair of gold lamé hot pants.

Comedians eh! Bonkers.

Luckily my shit from Syria arrived just in time.

When you pop a bit of bollock round the corner of your pants, is that called braining?

My bluetooth phone name is 'send me your filth'.

The first inch is the worst.

I will woo them with my bitch-tits