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Jonathan King visits Poke

Jonathan King, Michael Moore or Alex Light?

Or is it Michael Moore? Nah, it’s Alex ;)

1524 days ago
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Buzzism No.3

I'm moist with potential

1608 days ago
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Alexisms 110

I eat the whole kiwi.

1624 days ago
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Alexisms 109

Buzz and Igor have seen my left bollock, framed by a pair of gold lamé hot pants.

1625 days ago
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Alexisms 108

Comedians eh! Bonkers.

1626 days ago
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Alexisms 107

Luckily my shit from Syria arrived just in time.

1627 days ago
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Alexisms 106

When you pop a bit of bollock round the corner of your pants, is that called braining?

1628 days ago
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Alexisms 105

My bluetooth phone name is 'send me your filth'.

1629 days ago
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Alexisms 104

The first inch is the worst.

1630 days ago
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Alexisms 103

I will woo them with my bitch-tits

1631 days ago
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Alexisms 102

I'm pretty happy in my sperm count at the moment but is there enough of it?

1632 days ago
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Buzzisms 2

It tastes better than it looks, at least with Becks it does

1633 days ago
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Alexisms 101

Choke it down - battered client saveloy with the waiters compliments.

1633 days ago
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Buzzisms No. 1

I think I prefer it from the front than the back

1704 days ago
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Alexisms 100

Chocolatey sex guns, that's what we all want

1707 days ago
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