Made in England -
14 th Mar 2008

Jonathan King visits Poke

Jonathan King, Michael Moore or Alex Light?

Or is it Michael Moore? Nah, it’s Alex ;)

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21 st Dec 2007

Buzzism No.3

I'm moist with potential

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05 th Dec 2007

Alexisms 110

I eat the whole kiwi.

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04 th Dec 2007

Alexisms 109

Buzz and Igor have seen my left bollock, framed by a pair of gold lamé hot pants.

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03 rd Dec 2007

Alexisms 108

Comedians eh! Bonkers.

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02 nd Dec 2007

Alexisms 107

Luckily my shit from Syria arrived just in time.

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01 st Dec 2007

Alexisms 106

When you pop a bit of bollock round the corner of your pants, is that called braining?

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30 th Nov 2007

Alexisms 105

My bluetooth phone name is 'send me your filth'.

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29 th Nov 2007

Alexisms 104

The first inch is the worst.

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28 th Nov 2007

Alexisms 103

I will woo them with my bitch-tits

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27 th Nov 2007

Alexisms 102

I'm pretty happy in my sperm count at the moment but is there enough of it?

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26 th Nov 2007

Buzzisms 2

It tastes better than it looks, at least with Becks it does

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26 th Nov 2007

Alexisms 101

Choke it down - battered client saveloy with the waiters compliments.

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16 th Sep 2007

Buzzisms No. 1

I think I prefer it from the front than the back

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13 th Sep 2007

Alexisms 100

Chocolatey sex guns, that's what we all want

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