Grip Wrench

Ah great, Rex’s animated series Grip Wrench is now online! All 10 episodes are on there, featuring Hollywood hardman, Vietnam veteran and fearless patriot – Grip Wrench.

This is Rex’s favourite episode ‘Keep Safe with Grip Wrench’ is embeded above, I’m a big fan on Conad the Barbarian, sounds like gonad, probably one of my favourite testical gags to date :)

You can also download a tonne Grip Wrench goodies (meat) for your iPhone and computer here »

Why not follow GripWrench on Twitter, latest tweet – “Eating a piggy for lunch. His face is crunchy! Ha! Ha!”…

Also Rex has posted a few pictures of Julie’s white sofa that she bravely let us all attack with sharpie markers during her house warming party. I think it maybe needs another round to completey fill in all the white space…

Post Secret

I‘m sure you’re aware of bizarre postcards submitted at Post Secret, I ramdomly went back and this made me laugh »

Getting a leg up in Porn

Warning: this is not safe for work and not recomended for any kiddies, but for the rest of you, it is bloody funny :) It’s a spoof of those old eductational / instructional films. Complete with fake moustaches, all-knowing narration and the latest 1970s technology, it demonstartes how a young, naive farm girl can become a seasoned bukkake-taking professional!

The short “Getting a leg up in Porn”, was second-place winner at last year’s HUMP festival, Seattle’s best (and only) amateur porn contest. I’ve not been able to find any info on who made it though…

If you want to see it online and don’t mind visiting a porn site… click here »

If not, I found a quicktime version while looking for who made it, which you can download here » (it’s much better quality too).

The use of the Mousetrap (pictured) to deliver a cum shot made me fall off my chair.

Christmas jumper combo

Christmas Jumper

WFT? I can’t remember where on the web I found this image, just discovered it again on my desktop while having a spring clean. Does anybody else just leave their deskop until the there’s no space for new files and they just pile up on top of each over the hard disk icon, or is that just me?

Adobe UI Gripes

Ican’t say I’ve ever got that frustrated with any of Adobe’s interfaces, you just learn your way around and get on with it. But it’s always amusing to hear someone having a good old moan – Adobe UI Gripes.

“Fireworks CS4: Disabled the retarded tabbed interface, then went to open 10 images to drag into my site design… OH LOOK THEY ALL OPEN FULL FUCKING SCREEN. Nice work you bunch of cunts, when adding your utterly pointless and tedious tabbed bullshit you managed to ruin how it worked before.”

Via: yewknee

World Nude Day

This is just a quick heads up, in case you were wanting to get naked on World Nude Day this year, there’s only a couple of weeks to left, so go get your back & sack waxed in anticipation ;) not sure if I’m up to a full frontal, might just wander round in my naked suit instead. Not a bad prize though for the best video, $10,000 IN GOLD!

Advert at the bottom of the page…

goodbye bush, veet ad.

Above is a scan from today’s Daily Telegraph (Australian), is the ad at the bottom for Veet the ladies hair removal cream coincidence or planned? I hope it’s by accident, much funnier that way :) Cheers for the spot Greeny.

Huge Hog Balls

Ialmost fell off my chair with laughter when I saw this photo, also pretty funny are dog lips and this plushie proportioned cat. It’s from a site aptly called – don’t click this.what in gods.name. To be honest I wouldn’t recommend clicking the link, it’s seriously dark shit and totally not safe for work, as they rightly state – USE EXTREME CAUTION when opening images. Whatever you try, it is not possible to un-see something.

Are you having a wank?

Well why not let the folk outside your room know with these handy Honest Hangers. Designed by Olly Moss as part of his Make some cool every day set. It’s funny, only a few hours ago I was telling someone that I was trying to stop posting cock related content to my site… I can’t help it though, people keep sending me it, and it is bloody funny :)

Cheers for the link Nicky.

Jolly Good

Ha ha, this really put a smile on my face, I’ve seen a lot of variations on the Hollywood sign, but this Jolly Good one is by far the best :) by b3ta user Alpaca.

Via: FFFFOUND