I wasn’t aware of this 5 things about you tag-o-rama until Iain Tate dragged me into, but I just finished what I’m working on and I’ve got half an hour to kill at work before I go home so here it is… So far I’ve been tagged by:

It works like this:

Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 5 facts about yourself. Then choose 5 people you want to tag and list their names. Then leave a comment on their blog letting them know they’ve been tagged.

Here are 5 ‘interesting’ things to know about me.

  1. When I smile you can’t see my teeth. It’s not because of the moustache, rather my top lip isn’t particularly mobile and doesn’t lift up a great deal when I smile. My teeth are a bit yellow and manky, so it’s probably and good thing really.
  2. I’ve always been quite proud of my burping prowess, anyone who knows me will know that the length and volume I can achieve is impressive. But recently I’ve adapted the technique to swallow smoke into my stomach, carry on as normal, then release the smoke in a massive smokey belch which doesn’t leave a dry eye in the house.
  3. I once made front page news (Huddersfield Examiner) when I was 17 for writing off my instructors car during my driving test. I also my 3rd page news recently (Hackney Gazette) for coming 3rd in the tacheback moustache growing competition.
  4. Apparently, if I’d been born a girl my mother was going to call me Linda.
  5. When Mother first moved into the Biscuit Building they had a party, it was a free booze affair and I made the most of it and got quite pissed.Mother's Tables Basically what I did at the end of the night I consider my greatest athletic achievement to date – They’ve got these big concrete table shaped like a big oval racing circuit, half way down though there’s a couple of meter gap. After much alcholic lubrication I ran as fast as I could round the race track and launched myself over the gap. I don’t think I could of jumped any further, but only just made it, a few inches less and I would undoubtable been in hospital for quite a while. Still a very fond memory of mine, don’t think anyone else will be repeating it.

Ok now I’ve told my 5 facts, I pick these people to blog about 5 facts of their own:

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